Here’s what you get when you win small, regional writing competitions. I paid $5 dollars to enter said competition, and was happy to see the dictionary cost over $10 on Amazon, so I did alright. Also, the paper that certificate was printed on feels like 80lb stock, so I’ve got that going for me.In spite of my smarminess, I am actually really happy to have won this competition. Always a good feeling.

Here’s what you get when you win small, regional writing competitions. I paid $5 dollars to enter said competition, and was happy to see the dictionary cost over $10 on Amazon, so I did alright. Also, the paper that certificate was printed on feels like 80lb stock, so I’ve got that going for me.

In spite of my smarminess, I am actually really happy to have won this competition. Always a good feeling.